If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 12am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venis.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Whale.
If I were a direction, I’d be Left. 
If I were a liquid, I’d be Rose Wine. ;)
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be a BIG TREE.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Sunflower. 
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Rainbow.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Triangle.
If I were a color, I’d be Pink.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an Apple.
If I were a car, I’d be a Shiney One.
If I were a food, I’d be Chicken.
If I were a place, I’d be a Beach.
If I were a material, I’d be Lace.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Cherry.
If I were an object, I’d be a Pillow.
If I were a body part, I’d be your Eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Cheeky Grin.
If I were a song, I’d be Wonderwall By Oasis.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be pumps.